14 October 2004---7:54a

Brunswick, OH saw some excitement yesterday at Christie's Cabaret of all places (where excitement is KING). I guess a male customer was dissatisfied with his lap dance and shot the stripper (oh, pardon me, exotic dancer) in the stomach. The bullet went in and out and I'm not 100% sure if she lived. Following this shooting, the bouncer took it upon himself to shoot the shooter. It was a messay fiasco to say the least. I was stuck in traffic out front, counting the police cars (9) and watching all the media set up to get a hot glimpse of something. I didn't find out until later what that "hot something" was via radio and my sister. Hopefully Chrsitie's will be up and running in no time because I've heard they bring a lot of business to Brunswich and we don't want it to get any more hickish than it already is!!!

11 October 2004---1:26p

Blather! Blather! Blather!

If you miss Rock-a-Hula, the new imporved site should be up and runnin' lickity split so hold your drawers on! We're designing as fast as we can because we, too, miss you! No joke! But ehrn you see the newwwwwww site, you'll realize it's what you've been missing all your life!

Blather! Blather! Blather!

4 October 2004---8:08a

Blog relocation: if you know, you know, and that's all you need to know.

I will forever kick myself for missing The Spits on Saturday. Eternal ass bruising in my future.

Word.